The Passion - lighthearted

[Jadian]

20 Things Not To Say During The Passion Of The Christ

- who's that guy?
- so what's the story here?
- why's he doing that?
- doesn't that hurt?
- I guess you could say he's got his cross to bear, eh? Eh?
- now who's that guy?
- they totally ripped off this story.
- doesn't that hurt?
- why doesn't he just, you know, smite them?
- wait, they're drinking his blood?
- you know what I love? pornography.
- wait, wait, how can Christ be Jewish?
- oh, Jesus _Christ_ ...I've heard of him.
- so this is like a biography then?
- okay, now that has got to hurt.
- this is long.
- why aren't they drinking that blood?
- who're those two?
- there's Romans in this?
- I thought he was dead!

(taken in part from The Golden Word the Queen's Engineers' newspaper)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ March 03, 2004 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Jadian ]</font>

[5Cats]

lmao!

- the book was like, sooo much better

[Neophobic Man]

One of my avorite things lately was my favorite local SPorts Radio station had a couple of the guys preparing to make The Passion of Ditka...the story of Da Coach's giving himself up for us all... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[crazy a]

L O L That was too much, Jadian! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

"Is there gonna be a sequel?"

[erisesoteric]

-- Wow... that's gonna leave a mark...

[JaceSan]

"God, I hate foreign films."

[Branflakes]

"Hey! This isn't Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King!"

[Ski]

What,Does this guy think he's god or something?

[Jelymo]

"y'know, he dies in the end."
"WHAT? aw, man! *smack* what'd you do that for??"

[Ersby]

"This'd make a great book!"